Friday, November 2, 2007

I know it when I see it...

Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart once said, in a case dealing with pornography, "I know it when I see it." Well, ol' Justice Stewart might get kind of confused (were he alive) had he heard the title of this little gift book, then opened it up for a peek.

Porn for Women by Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative is one of those books whose siren song title perks up the ears of those who hear it. "You're selling porn for who in your store?" one lady asks. "That's disgusting. Are you sure it's not for men?" asks someone else. "Take me to it," directed another. Once in their hands, the reaction is quite different, and yet, very similar.

"This is absolutely hilarious," they all gasp between fits of laughter while flipping the pages.

We all know what gets the guys excited, but have you ever thought (yes, guys, this means you) about what excites women? And, guys, it's not what you think. Picture this: A hot looking guy, perfectly shaved and manicured, wearing an expensive dress shirt that is completely unbuttoned, showing his rock hard chest and six-pack abs while looking a women deep in the eyes and saying "God, that's so interesting. Tell me more!"

Men who dust, get up in the night for the baby, and cook dinner while telling the women they love "Have some more chocolate cake; you're looking too thin." That's what women want and that is what this book is full of. Pictures of great looking guys, page after page of them, doing the laundry, vacuuming the house and running off to the store for groceries, all the while telling their wives and girlfriends, "Don't worry, I'll take care of that!"

This book is a gift-sized paperback, ideal for stuffing in a Christmas stocking or under a pillow. Women will love this book and guys might just get a clue from it.

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